2 posts tagged “quips”
Slightly ADHD 7th Grade Boy: Miss T! I heard you do this weird thing with your eyes!
Me: I do. *remove glasses, show crazy eye trick*
Slightly ADHD 7th Grade Boy: Whoa. That's crazy. Can you do anything else?
Somewhat Spooky 7th Grade Boy: She can also beat the crap out of you!!
7th Grade Boy: *to 7th grade math teacher* Your hair is great, Ms. K. It's beautiful. It is a work of art. *turning to me and chuckling* Wow. Why do I keep telling these lies?
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School Nurse: So you wrote her this pass?
Me: Yes, I did.
School Nurse: Hmm. *examining it* It looks like a child's handwriting.
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8th grade math teacher: Keep your hands to yourselves.
8th grade girl: Uh-uh. He didn't keep his hands to himself. That's how he got him a wife. Am I right? WOO!
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Me: *grabbing a basketball before it can hit a boy on the head* Watch out there! You almost got beaned!
7th grade boy: So you were protecting me?
Me: Yes.
7th grade boy: *nodding* Good. I'll remember that you did that.
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Me: *to seventh grade boy who is usually really well-behaved* What is your issue, today? Normally you don't act like this.
Boy: I don't know. I guess I'm just bored and deviant today.
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7th Grade Girl: I have to go to the bathroom.
Me: Ok.
7th Grade Girl: I mean it, I have to POOP.
Me: Fine.
7th Grade Girl: I have to take a dump. Did you hear me?
Me: Yeah, you said you had to go drop a deuce.
7th Grade Girl: I have to drop my homies off at the pool!
Me: I get it. You have to go pinch one off.
7th Grade Girl: ... Ok, I'm out.
