she uses emoticons so i feel

 me: mother!
 me: mother, may i sleep with danger?
 me: this is an important question that the lifetime movie network feels i should be asking you
me: mother why will you not answer this question! i need to know what to tell lifetime television for women
mom: hi
me: mom are you watching keith olbermann
mom: sorry
me: hehe
me: answer my question, mother may i sleep with danger?
mom: depends on how good he is
mom: not watching olbermann
me: nice
mom: what is he doing?
me: ah he's been on lately
me: i mean on like he is ON!
me: on his GAME
mom: OBAMA ON?
mom: or smashing the Bush
mom: Cheney
me: he's smashing the bush
me: barack obama is my friend on twitter, which is a social networking site on which i give no personal information about myself except that i love top chef.
me: i don't even use my real name
me: but anyway, friends with barack obama. totally rad.
mom: running with the right crowd