it takes nads.

OK!  New reality show drinking game -- Watch a Top Chef (this current season) Marathon -- take a shot whenever Spike refers to his junk.  HOLY SHIT.  He keeps talking about his dangle!  Like, how it takes nuts, and I don't mean, you know, peanuts or walnuts, but sheer testicular fortitude to be a chef!  And he keeps talking about how he has to SHOW his balls when he cooks.  All I can think is, man, keep them tucked in when you're around food!  I don't want to think about your satchel getting anywhere near that butternut squash soup.

Anyway, so how does he announce he's going to show his balls tonight?  He makes a souffle.  NOTHING SAYS CAJONES LIKE FLUFFY EGG WHITES! 

YEAH!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!